
An overambitious itinerary and limited time made the planning of this trip a logistic nightmare both for us and our long-suffering travel agent. After booking we suffered 23 amendments to itinerary through various airline changes, political unrest and the terrorist bomb in Bali! However, once we were underway, it all went amazingly smoothly, and we had the 'Holiday of a Lifetime'!
We travelled
- 36,632 miles by air
- 1,679 miles by road
- 83 miles on foot
We spent
- 244 hours alseep,
- 28 hours travelling to and from airports
- 64½ hours waiting at airports
- 91½ hours flying
We drank
- 132 beers
- 94 glasses of wine
- 13 ciders
- 5 cocktails
- 3 glasses of champagne
- 5 liqueuers
- 5 litres of Duty Free Bacardi
These are just a few of our hundreds of photographs:

Churchill - a cold and forbidding place miles from anywhere
We explored the surrounding area in 'Tundra Buggies' which curious polar bears would investigate



For a different perspective, we took a helicopter flight over the tundra
The Eskimo Museum
Dog sledding
The dogs are straining at the reins and eager to go
On a night trip we had the privilege of encountering a polar bear up close and personal - less than two feet from my face!
The magnificent Northern Lights also made an appearance that night
Toronto: Hippo Tours - the amphibious bus that also drives on water

The mysterious Nazca Lines - created two thousand years ago and only visible from the air. Did the ancient peoples have the knowledge of flight?
DO NOT take this flight if you suffer from motion sickness!!!!
Dune buggy at Ica - extremely adventurous drive over steep dunes
David having a go at sand boarding. Just getting to the top of the hill was extremely hard work!
Wildlife cruise around the Ballestas Islands - billed as a 'mini-Galapagos'. Sea lions in the water.
Humbolt penguins - unusual visitors this far north.

Concha Y Toro vinyard outside Santiago
David sampling the finished product

Who knows who made them, when or why?
There are 1013 statues scattered all over the island

Orongo ceremonial village
Cultural show

1000 people - the whole town and most of the surrounding area - had turned out to see the aeroplane land at Tari.
Ambua Lodge - incongruous luxury amongst primitive surroundings
The road and pedestrian bridges were 'interesting' experiences


Peter and Helen
Most of the Huli tribe are still dressed in traditonal headdress and clothes
We were honoured guests in a local home.
Still with bones through his nose
Proudly displaying his 'wig'.
The widows
The plane that took us to Mount Hagen
Haus Poroman - our hotel in Mount Hagen
Stilt village on the outskirts of Port Moresby

Sydney - the harbour bridge climb

Meeting old friends Jenny and David for dinner
Hot-air-ballooning over the Atherton Tablelands outside Cairns
Yellow Waters cruise in Kakadu National Park
Ancient Aborigine rock art at Nourlangie Rock
Scenic flight over Arnhem Escarpment
Termite mound

Christmas is coming! Time for some retail therapy

Kuala Lumpur
The luxury resort of Pangkor Laut off the west coast of Malaysia
Celebrating our Silver Wedding
For our silver wedding we had a plan
And took our ideas down to Trips
A five week period the journey would span
They had plenty of excellent tips
This was to be no average tour
We both wanted plenty to see
Canada, Chile and so much more
The trip of a lifetime for me
Just as we thought it was all arranged
And everything going to plan
Several flights then suddenly changed
Back to John at Trips we ran
Lots of e-mails and phone calls John had to make
To rearrange tours and hotels
An extra day's holiday we had to take
Under Bali's magical spells
Then Bali was bombed it was not to be
More tours and hotels to be moved
John worked so hard it was plain to see
His worth he certainly proved
I wanted to see a polar bear
In Churchill on Hudson Bay
Although it was proving to be rather dear
They included a husky sleigh
In Peru the plan was the Nazca lines
I'd read all about them before
On to Chile, well known for its excellent wines
'Let's just try a little bit more'
On Easter Island the giant heads
Were another strange idea
Stone sculptures painted in browns and reds
They really are rather queer
In Sydney the bridge we thought we would climb
An experience totally awesome
Some friends we met, but so little time
Dining out in a frindly foursome
Papua New Guinea we had to include
The jungle was steamy and wet
Bright feathers but otherwise almost nude
The Huli Wigmen posed no threat
From Ambua Lodge we wanted to trek
But daywalks were taken instead
At the end of the hikes I felt quite a wreck
My blisters were sore and bled
A short stop in Cairns to wash all our stuff
It really wasn't too soon
A bit of free time, the decision was tough
We chose to go up in a balloon
Still plenty to see, no need to feel blue
To Darwin, the top end, we'd go
To see ancient drawings in Kakadu
Aboriginal pride would glow
A plane was hired to take us aloft
We really do like to fly
Over the escarpment gently we waft
So spectacular from the sky
Borobodur cancelled, so what do we do?
We can't just lie on the beach
To Kuala Lumpur and Singapore too
These places are not out of reach
It's all very well to live life to the max
It's an adventure, that's for sure
But we wanted to have some time to relax
At the end of such a big tour
In Pangkor we spent the last few nights
Bright skies and golden sand
To chill out after twentyfive flights
And walk by the sea hand in hand
I'm ready and packed, no more room in my case
It's the end of our holiday
Enjoyable memories from each little place
I really would much rather stay
A once-in-a-lifetime, a marvellous treat
A very well organised tour
Trips' customer service you couldn't beat
We're both left feeling in awe
Another last thank-you I wanted to add
For all the time John spend on this
Now it's over I'm sure he feels rather glad
That our holiday was pure bliss!
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